Inspired by that fun teaser of yours, how experienced are you (if at all) with bladder inflation? I think it's underrated, folks that do it deserve props.
Honestly I'm not. I did it quite a few years ago, and when I experienced "fuck farts" I got nervous and stopped. Haha but I've been tempted to try it again!
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