Or? Ya seriously sayin I can't trample BOTH??? Total bummer, like ROARmygosh come on!

I GUESS if I could only pick one buncha squishies in uniform to crunch I'd go for army guys! They come with crunchier toys!

I think it's mostly cuz I'm really, really big! So, like, that amplifies the coolness by a factor of mclargehugeness and stuff!

Legit? That's one of my favorite grooves! Hanging out with someone else who's big and putting on a wild, racous, devastating rampage of a show! And just like, having FUN being monsters it rules!