what if transfix panel on a timer, then resin coating (maybe with parts exposed like ticklish bits), then the panel turns off but woops! the resin's dried and now ya can't move. woe, tickles upon thee

Thoughts on being turned into s statue but your head and ticklish spots are open and tickled endlessly

Imagine yourself being stuck in a glue trap, if someone points to you with a laser, would you rather have it freeze you, cover you with resin, turn you into stone/silver/gold, turn into an inanimate object (and if yes, which one) or a hat or oils you like to be turned into and why?
From your fellow tf/petrification enthusiast lol