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Anonymous Coward · 9mo

Teach me how to fight

First, ya kiss 'em. Then while confused, ya punch 'em in the neck. Then while gaspin' fer air, ya pin 'em ta the ground and ya whisper in their ear how tasty they look. Then ya eat 'em. Wait... what were we talkin' 'bout? - Roxi

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