once upon a time a little red riding uke was in the forest going to give BL to his grandfujo. when he opened the door he seen grandfujo in bed, clearly sick. grandfujo looked at little uke and smiled. "oh what big hands you have!" little uke said. "all the better to read yaoi with!" grandfujo replied. "oh but what big ears you have!" little uke said back. "all the better to hear seme breaths with!" grandfujo said with a chuckle. "what a big mouth you have.." little uke said, his hands behind his back as he shook with fear. "all the better to SUCK YOU WITH." grandfujo ripped off her dramatical murder merch, revealing that she was the big bad seme all along!! the end.