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this lesbian literally only wants one thing and it's fucking disgusting.
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The classic question about a deserted island. Which six Pokémon would you like to have with you on a deserted island? (Realistically assuming you're so far from any shore that a Water-type Pokémon couldn't carry you back to civilization on its back, and you wouldn't be able to fly away on a Flying-type Pokémon.)
Can you write a conversation between two random items in your fridge?
In theory, you and your romantic partner, who is most likely female, are spending time together when your cell phone, of which you are the rightful owner, suddenly emits a sound, which is highly likely your default ringtone that plays when someone from a different location, typically within your country of residence depending on the phone provider, enters a specific numerical pattern into their legally owned device, which in turn sends a signal that goes through a complex process involving radio and telephone towers.
You approach the area where the phone is physically located and move the receiver from its resting place, mechanically designed to fit, straight towards your eardrums, then you bring the northern part of the device close to your mouth. A voice resembling that of an adult male announces, 'What activity are you currently engaged in that requires my female offspring's participation?' Immediately, you inform your romantic partner, who deepens your knowledge about the objective fact that their biological caregiver, usually referred to as 'father,' ceased performing life activities some time ago and is now deceased. If the details of this narrative are indeed true, it is now your duty to answer the question: 'Who was calling you and your romantic partner on your cell phone?'
I'm sorry for the trouble. This question is quite important, so I would like it to be taken seriously. It's also a bit embarrassing and means a lot to me, so please don't laugh at it. Gosh, it's a bit harder than I thought. Well, it may sound silly, but you only live once ................... what do you associate the name Norbert with?
Why won't Georgie's tapeworm go to heaven?
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