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Curious Dog (insert white woman joke here) · 4mo
Favorite monster to fuck?
absolutely lizardmen. need myself a Dragonborn to fuck me til I can't walk.
Curious Dog (insert white woman joke here) · 1y
What's something obscure you enjoy that you wish more people knew about?
Solty Rei. Mid 2000s anime that embodies everything good about mid 2000s anime. Also made me cry.
Curious Dog (insert white woman joke here) · 1y
has anyone ever told you you're very motherly. MILF-esque even.
oh my god absolutely yes, that's the kind of thing I try to project lol
Curious Dog (insert white woman joke here) · 1y
Who's your favorite boy?
Oh, probably Selim from FMA:B. His personality is kinda 🥴
Curious Dog (insert white woman joke here) · 1y
post feet
people pay for that, you know
Curious Dog (insert white woman joke here) · 1y
can i stay up past my bedtime tonight and watch funny youtube videos on your lap
sure!
Curious Dog (insert white woman joke here) · 1y
If you had a prehensile lizard tail what would you hang off of first
Does the tail have EDS as well?
Curious Dog (insert white woman joke here) · 1y
What would be much better if you could just change the color of it?
White people.
Curious Dog (insert white woman joke here) · 1y
What was the most magnificent fountain you've seen?
The water fountain in my high school.
Curious Dog (insert white woman joke here) · 1y
What would you do if you found a dead body on your doorstep?
I would call the cops.
Curious Dog (insert white woman joke here) · 1y
What will happen if the kangaroos in Australia invade Uruguay?
Uruguay is rightfully kangarooian.
Curious Dog (insert white woman joke here) · 1y
Would you rather have big boobs and a tiny butt or a big butt and tiny boobs?
Big butt, obviously.
Curious Dog (insert white woman joke here) · 1y
may i sniff your panties
I wear briefs actually
Curious Dog (insert white woman joke here) · 1y
you give off milf energy
thanks I know
Curious Dog (insert white woman joke here) · 1y
whats ur favorite song atm
It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Fucking Deathwish