We’re a bunch of big harpies stuck between the physical world, our world, and with some dork who upkeeps us in the middle! (Fair warning, we’re a bunch of weirdos besides that.)
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Curious Peeps · 8mo
Without being extra inflated~ ;)
Who is the heaviest?
⚔️ Oh, that’s easy! My mom Lily- she’s like three thousand and a few hundred extra! Biggest harpy woman on record for now ;3
Curious Peeps · 9mo
So how do you fly with all that excess weight? Is it hard?
⚔️ Well, sometimes. My belly drops a bit and makes for a good counterweight for any winds I get caught in though! Really it all works with my super strong wings- a running start and I’m going far! (Being able to hit 30 on foot is a good aid too 😋)
Curious Peeps · 9mo
So how and why are you so wonderfully fat?
⚔️ Oh, that’s easy! We, as in Respian Harpies, store excess energy as fat! Makes us big plush tanks of thaumaturgical energy- the bigger the birb; the better the caster! (Most compress themselves though!) The why is simple- I’m a big soft birb who likes to hug and cuddle and be exceptionally large 🥰
Curious Peeps · 9mo
Do you have a rundown of some sort of who each alter is? I'd love to learn more
⚔️ We do, but it’d be too long to fit in here! Check our birb site and we’ll retweet the ol’ very out of date rundown!!
Curious Peeps · 9mo
Am gods eepiest warrior
⚔️ And deserve gods softest pillows!!
Curious Peeps · 9mo
Crazy?
⚔️ I think there was an annoying meme about that once- nope, only the standard level of sanity here thankfully!
Curious Peeps · 11mo
So how much do you weigh?
⚔️ An astute and direct question deserves a similar answer- I weigh 960 pounds!
Curious Peeps · 11mo
So, any big introductions if possible? Get to know you and what not?
⚔️ Oh, well gosh, I forgot we had this! I’m Tippy, enby hummingbird harpy! I run the public events for us like this, and I like to chat and think/be big!