W-w-well, anon, all one r-really does all day while being one is just gulp down unknowable and unending amounts of calories all day. Just gulping down all the uniquely different cuisines that’s offered, and growing more and more Lardy every single moment of the day. Just always knowing that one’s weight is continually only on an upward slope, and that the weight is only getting harder and harder to work around as the days ( and weight) pile on.

And, w-well, as someone trained to be (and enjoy) being an utterly massive hedonistic glutton…….

I’d say it’s pretty fun