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Anonymous Coward · 2mo

Are you aware that you're so massive that your tits alone can crush whole cities and it's getting increasingly impossible to house you anywhere that won't lead to you smothering entire civilizations?

U-uh……, honestly Anon, at the size I am, and with how frequently it occurs, its kinda hard to a-actually feel any of the things I crush with my weight at this point😅. Thanks for letting me know though anon, as I’m happy to hear that my size is growing so much it dwarfs any other human accomplishment.

A-also, if destroying civilizations are a problem, why not just move onto my rolls then? After all, with the appetite I have, it’s gonna be inevitable that I destroy the planet with my sheer blubber….

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