Jorogumo:“I do, but there’s places that even we can’t reach! You wouldn’t believe how many times we had to go into a high speed chase!”
Akira:“It was one of those nights… some crazed ketchup gun wielding loony robbed a restaurant. He was obviously new at it, so we were willing to let him off with a warning if he returned the loot and went home to rethink his life. However, we discovered that he wasn’t himself; he was being mind controlled by another maniac.”
Jorogumo:“It was funny because he was so bad at being a villain… but also kinda sad that an innocent person was forced to commit crimes. I can only imagine how bad it was for him once he was free.”
Akira:“Thankfully, he was rightfully acquitted due to the evidence that shows that he was being mind controlled.”