ask me dumb stuff, get dumber responses

Anonymous Coward · 2y

How many deer does it take to change a light bulb?

Possibly an entire room of them, I think it's one of those monkey with a type writer moments where by pure chance they get it in

Anonymous Coward · 2y

How deer?

This deer is quite fine on this sunday night :3

Anonymous Coward · 2y

I know this is outta nowhere, but, I wanna say I think you're really cool - you're funny, you're really smart, you're incredibly sexy, and fun to hang out with - just, wanted to let you know someone out here thinks you're super awesome in a lot of different ways

I didn't initially reply to this, but I want to say thanks to whoever wrote this. It meant a lot to me and still makes me feel good now.

Tart · 2y

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Ohoho, very true... always fun trying to see someone feebly trying to relieve the discomfort of whatever-it-is that's inside of them, desperate for relief they can't find...
actually - do you find it more fun if someone's in this situation and nobody can help them, or if someone could totally make them feel better, give them the reprieve they want, but actively chooses not to?

Such a treat! Personally, I love both for different reasons, but the active denial of relief is so tantalizing! Having someone with control over the situation like that is dizzyingly good

Tart · 2y

Anonymous Coward · 2y

bursting: toony or gory?

I'll be honest in saying toony only. I'm more into burst-teasing, teetering right on the edge and knowing it is sooo good

Tart · 2y

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Ooo, are we talking 'can't get used to the fullness, no matter how much they're rubbed or how long they're stuck like that' kinda discomfort?

Definitely, although they definitely should try their best- even if it's hopeless to fix anytime soon

Tart · 2y

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Are there anyyyy fetish combinations you really like/wanna see more of?

Magic combo is slam discomfort with anything else- inflation, vore, large insertions, my brain is wired funny and I know it

Tart · 2y

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Would you agree out of the silliest of silly’s, that pee, is stored in the balls and that is why they are so large

This question hurts my head, but sure. I mean I think cum is better kept there, but that's just me

Tart · 2y

Anonymous Coward · 2y

EXPLODE (please)

Wish granted, can't say I didn't do anything for the community- violently paints the walls with my own pink slime

Tart · 2y

Anonymous Coward · 2y

I think it would be fun if I shoved a hose in tart's ass and started to fill their belly with water, then waited until their knees got all wobbly before telling them to find the spigot if they want to stop growing... I hope their heavy, sloshing gut doesn't slow them down too much, wouldn't wanna get stranded with a hose still filling you up~

eep! I suppose that could be fun,,, I bet that'd be a challenge they're more than up for! Those haunches are built for waddling >:3

Tart · 2y

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Aside from slime, what are your favorite inflation substances or ways to inflate?

Substances wise, I love anything heavy, like liquids! Fav method is hose of course!

Tart · 2y

Anonymous Coward · 2y

What is it about slimes that makes you so into them?

I adore slime mostly for the versatility, the only limit is one's imagination! The texture and consistency is easily changed and you can add extra rulings to make that slime check more horny boxes in one go than anything else can! It's a cross kink paradise~

Tart · 2y

Anonymous Coward · 2y

deer?

Deer. Can't go wrong with 'em, not even kidding- any deer's a deer