Hear me out: a goyuu the mummy(1999) au with Satoru as Rick O'Connell and Yuuji as Evelyn O'Connell? Their first time meeting Satoru is in jail and looks like a dirty, unshaven, long haired man that steals yuuji's first kiss and tell him to "get me the hell out of here!" And yuuji ends up saving satoru from getting hanged? They get off to a bad start because satoru is a little shit and yuuji doesn't take any of it (they have a lot of sexual tension between them and it makes everyone around them blush) blah blah blah satoru saves yuuji from the mummy and they finally makeout and have sex all that pent up emotion has to go somewhere of course! Que yuuji freaking out he just gave away his virginity to this man who was an asshole to him not so long ago(satoru likes getting to see him all pissed off he makes the cutest pouty face he's like a little baby kitten satoru can't help it he swears!!) But he can be really sweet sometimes like when satoru stole that book for him so yuuji could read it! And when it suddenly became cold out so satoru gave yuuji his jacket! And he just saved his life so he cant be too bad right? And it certainly doesn't help that satoru is yuuji's type! Anyways the point is the man's an asshole he isn't in love with him!!(yuuji darling who said anything about you being in love?) Meanwhile satoru is trying to think of ways to get yuuji to stay with him and become his wife he knows he loves yuuji and he'd do anything for him.