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Anonymous Coward · 3d

Hypothetical: you die and get offered to reincarnate as Peanut the squirrel. You get to hang off you owners beefs arms, shoulders, traps, glutes, legs; get plenty of his kisses, & help raise money for an animal shelter. Downside, after 8 years of life, New York City sends a kill squad after you and your brother, Fred the racoon. Do you take the offer?

Is this a world where reincarnation into other forms is also the norm- by becoming Peanut do I delay my reincarnation as a human/isekai protagonist/slime?

Anonymous Coward · 3d

What's the krabby patty secret formula

Anonymous Coward · 5d

You've heard of trick of treat now get ready for dick or feet

Anonymous Coward · 5d

if tommy is so good why isn't there a tommy 2?

Anonymous Coward · 5d

is the cure to male loneliness bottommy

Anonymous Coward · 6d

Was trying to show off at the gym cause my gym crush was near by. I did lower cable chest flys, it had my arms, forearm, shoulders, & chest popping pretty good. What exercises or poses do you think would make me look cool in front of them?

Amicus · 6d

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Anonymous Coward · 9d

You tweet like a girl

If I did I'd be tweeting about my period and my vagina. I tweet about stuff that actually matters

Anonymous Coward · 9d

Do you have a gay voice

Anonymous Coward · 10d

I hope you get lice

Anonymous Coward · 10d

Can spread you like a rumour?

Anonymous Coward · 10d

Doms don't wants subs, doms want a BF with a high sub disposition. The best parts of being a dom is that timid look you get when you give your first order, seeing their head start to fuzz over as you say "good boy", seeing their knees start to give as you put them at an alter to worship you... and the very best part, seeing them fight over their new submissive compulsions & seeing the last shreads of their manliness crumble with a stingle thrust. Can a sub compete w/ the rush of turning someone into a sub?

Anonymous Coward · 11d

tommy the news says you were arrested
what was it this time?

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