Tornadus

The infamous bringer of windstorms, a tough legendary and a jerk all around, Ask him something, you might be surprised with what he'll say.

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Is there something you wish to ask me, mortal?

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A curious mortal · 7mo

I follow that which I command.
I am that which sets the soil ablaze.
My rival and I battle eternally.
I possess the better tail.

Who am I?

Who are you supposed to be, Thundurus? Get over here so I can determine if I want to rip your head off.

Tornadus · 3mo

A curious mortal · 12mo

What does Pot of Greed do?

It's probably a big money jar.

Tornadus · 12mo

A curious mortal · 12mo

May I eat your tail?

If you want your innards to explode all over the place, then you can try.

Tornadus · 12mo

A curious mortal · 1y

How do you deal with the fact that Giratina is so much cooler?

And since when am I'm supposed to care?

Tornadus · 1y

A curious mortal · 1y

Weak are thou, "Immortal"

And yet you refuse to give your identity and prove you are stronger than me. You don't get to call me weak until you defeat me, arrogant mortal.

Tornadus · 1y

Peter griffin · 1y

it's ME.
I'M the family guy.

...OK?

Tornadus · 1y

A curious mortal · 1y

Do you know... LaHee?

Who?

Tornadus · 1y

A curious mortal · 1y

What are your thoughts on slave ownership?

I don't need slaves, they disappoint me.

Tornadus · 1y

A curious mortal · 1y

What is your opinion on Family Guy?

What is a Family Guy?

Tornadus · 1y

A curious mortal · 1y

So what would you do if a so called "Mortal" has the power to defeat you?

If they can do it without any cheap bullshit, then I applaud them.

Tornadus · 1y

A curious mortal · 1y

Okay, but even if it's my last drink, I CAN consume you in some way. Yes?

No. Now screw off.

Tornadus · 1y

A curious mortal · 1y

All that power, muster and pompous stride, yet you can't turn into water? A bit disappointing...how else are we supposed to taste you?

I'd say lick me, but I'd be ramming my fist into your jaw if you were to even attempt that, weirdo.

Tornadus · 1y

A curious mortal · 1y

I don't see what's wrong with violent events. What makes you inedible? You look edible.

You will be consuming the ichor of an immortal. A blood that is inedible to most, lest it becomes their last drink.

Tornadus · 1y

A curious mortal · 1y

Okay, okay. What if you turned to water. Aren't you drinkable then?

I cannot turn into water. What do you take me for, a Vaporeon?

Tornadus · 1y

A curious mortal · 1y

Are you edible?

No, Absolutely not.