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Broccoli!
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opinions on cauliflower - are the rumors of it being broccoli painted white accurate?
Nope. Cauliflowers are the evil twin of Broccoli, they might seem similar but deep within they're veeery different...!
could you fit a poochyena in your mouth?
Oh yes, wanna see me do it?
How soft is your coat and your gut
Just push your hand on it, feel how nice and soft it is... Bury it under the fluff, and press down onto that gut. Feel how soft it is yourself...~
How soft is coat aka fur
Very soft! Wanna touch?
If you met someone who was a chef, would you still eat them or would you have them make normal food for you instead?
Are you kidding? They are the main course, their own masterpiece! I'll be happy to eat them along with their food~
Big butt~?
Gotta support this big tail somehow
what if i became part of those stripes?
Thabks to you, these stripes will be softer and rounder. And heftier~
Favorite type of nomphing someone?
There is no best way to do it, as long as they're all fun~
Do Furrets enjoy pretending to be snakes?
Yus, we wiggle and slither. And coil around cuties~
Hellooooooo Furret friend!!
On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely would you be to eat me? :3
100, I'd definitely eat you~!
Yip
Oh, it's you. I hope I didn't roll over you in my sleep
So for my first question to you my thicc freaind. Broccoli do you prefer it steamed . Or raw ( I personally like raw more)
I can't decide, Broccoli are good in every way
So do pokeballs work against you like if I threw it at you would it just bounce off ya or your just speed incarnate with 99 evasion
They do work, but good luck with that. Maybe I can dodge some, but I prefer to just smash them under my teeth in mid air. You know, to send a message~
I wonder what was the most high lvl pokémon you managed to eat
Probably 100, because you can't get much higher than that anyway
Get smooched soft stripey boy, if you allow?
Smooch all you want, cutie~
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