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Anonymous Skippy Quokka · 2mo

Deer what's a good doctor pick up line? My best plan so far is to jump off of like 5 or 6 stairs and once I land on the floor and break my leg to look them up and say "does my insurance cover YOU babygirl ;)" as I bleed

WRONG MOVE. USE THE CLASSIC “HELLO I DONT REALLY HAVE ANY MEDICAL ISSUES IM JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH CARE.” THAT WILL ALWAYS GET A TINGLE

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VampireFaun · 2mo

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