Anonymous Coward · 2mo

Oh no! There's a hot guy who's willing to get as freaky as you wanna be, BUT on the condition that you help him redecorate his house! He's got a big chequebook but not many ideas. What redecorating plans do you have to seduce this dude?

I mean, it sounds like the "if you redecorate for me then we'll bang ok?" is entirely his idea, in this premise, so I don't think seduction utility needs to be a factor in the decorating decisions. So I'll probably just stick to good usable principles: keep traffic lanes clear, put light sources at or below eye level, maximize natural light, install bookshelves, get art that's by people he knows or personally relevant to him...

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