Talked about this extensively with a friend so I wanted to share v u v)
Probably post canon, Akechi coming back from being outside EXHAUSTED
Ren's just malewife-ing at home and folding their laundry or something and also decided to be nice and got Akechi cake but he's just like 'It's not enough, I need you to sit on my face.'
Ren just like '???? I'm folding laundry???' and Akechi just flatly like 'well you don't have to stop'

Just fun thoughts =v=)b