do u think alva uses pinterest

hi. on the toilet rn. when i was a kid i used to think that an octopus would come out of it and kill me

i forgor my login but Go do your work... for me...... -wren

can you think really hard abotu the implications of technical adviser and wujiu ffor like 5 minutes just for fun

BUT ITS ALVA

hey oomf im in class rn whats up

alva finding the hastur bracelet and putting it on only to be grbbed by the tentac

baboobabeeba badooboo badabee? bababooba ba bee babadoo 🥰 bada bing…… 😔 bada boom 😏

I think alva would get back problems and him having to pop his spine would be rally atteactive

top 5 most likely characters to impregnate alva lorenz GO

take. the. goober. train.

that one oomf that’s too perpetual

ok whatever fuck you i was gonna be like can we talk about hwo alvacest sex works because all alvas are bottoms so i think we should study it together because we're so smart but whatever i hate you

i didnteeven mean to send that i tapped to get rid of my keyboard but it hit the send button whatever

thoughts on 🇦🇺