Amicus

Anonymous Coward · 28d

Who is your favourite comedian?

My brother Cassius. But he doesn’t even know he’s a comedian. Don’t tell him.

Amicus · 28d

Anonymous Coward · 4mo

Have you ever listened to K-Pop?

Yes. You hoomans owe me new ears…

Amicus · 4mo

Anonymous Coward · 4mo

What would you do if you were a dragon?

I would fly to you and burn down your house.

Amicus · 4mo

Anonymous Coward · 5mo

You're adorable patpat - Red Lizard

Thank you 😗

Amicus · 5mo

Anonymous Coward · 5mo

Which food do you hate?

Vegetables. Bleh.

Amicus · 5mo

Anonymous Coward · 6mo

Can you yodel?

Excuse me? What’s this?

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Anonymous Coward · 6mo

What is your favourite beverage?

Take a guess…

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Anonymous Coward · 6mo

Have you ever pet a bnuuy?

A bnuuy? No. Sounds dangerous…

Amicus · 6mo

Anonymous Coward · 6mo

Would you 😏

If I would could you?

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Anonymous Coward · 6mo

Now how does out favorite wolfy emperor type then

Have you ever heard of text dictation, hooman?

Amicus · 6mo

Anonymous Coward · 6mo

Now how'd you figure out telegram with those big wolf pawbs

What if I don’t use my paws for typing…?

Amicus · 6mo

Anonymous Coward · 6mo

What was the last thing you ate?

Marco’s ass. Delicious it was.

Amicus · 6mo

Anonymous Coward · 6mo

Your musk a cologne when~

But I have a bad breath most of time. Yeah. I’m sorry for ruining this.

Amicus · 6mo

Anonymous Coward · 6mo

What activity do you enjoy the most?

Reading books and educating myself. Just kidding… Banging my husband in the baths is my favorite.

Amicus · 6mo

Anonymous Coward · 6mo

How much to let me snuff your paws

You can’t afford that. Unless your name is Marco and you’re the hottest young ape in the universe.