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the frogman · 6mo

Between gutting a school bully alive with any kitchen utensils you desire vs saving a cute chihuahua from drowning in a lake of fire,which would you choose?

to be honest i don't think that chihuahua would survive a second of that and if i somehow did my body would be borderline unusable. so despite being scared of bodily harm and not having any bullies that i actually hate much, i will give myself severe mental trauma with a sharp knife. sorry damian that's for years of being rude to me and touching my boobs without consent!!

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