applesplz

Anonymous Coward · 4y

I was eating an apple when I saw you post this link on Twitter. In this brief moment, we are bonded. Until I throe the core away, anyway.

What kind did you have?’

applesplz · 4y

Anonymous Coward · 4y

What kind of apples are the best apples?

Envy. Hands down.

applesplz · 4y

Anonymous Coward · 4y

I love you.

I love you, too, Anon.

applesplz · 4y

Anonymous Coward · 4y

🍎?

Please

applesplz · 4y

Anonymous Coward · 5y

Not a question. But I like you, like a lot. A whole heckin lot. You're a good friend and you mean a lot to me.

TELL ME WHO YOU ARE, COWARD, SO I MAY FOCUS MY LOVELASERS ON YOU.

applesplz · 5y

Anonymous Coward · 5y

What are your thoughts on smol sonas?

I love them! Either just kinda small or even micros. I've got a friend who's a little tiny cat and she's so adorable I could squeal!

applesplz · 5y

Anonymous Coward · 5y

What's the gayest thing you've done recently?

Thought about buying rings. Ideally some kind of locking pattern where three can stack together.

applesplz · 5y

Anonymous Coward · 5y

Gurgling cuties?

I suppose, if they fit in my maw.

applesplz · 5y

Cordula · 5y

Who's gayer?

Cordy.

applesplz · 5y

Anonymous Coward · 5y

Thoughts on babyfurs?

Non-sexual? As long as everyone is happy. Anything beyond that? No. Nonono. Noooo. No. Very no.

applesplz · 5y

Anonymous Coward · 5y

If you were making a big mistake, would you want your friends to try to warn you?

Absolutely. Will I listen? Maybe, I'm kind of a dumbass though.

applesplz · 5y

Cordula · 5y

I love you. I love you? I love you!

I am so sorry

applesplz · 5y

Anonymous Coward · 5y

How did you get to be such a good, sweet, wonderful person?

Absolute crushing depression and a lifelong wish to just stop.

applesplz · 5y

Anonymous Coward · 5y

You're freaking adorable and I just wanted to let you know that

Yeah, I'm pretty gosh darn great tbh.

applesplz · 5y

Anonymous Coward · 5y

Is there room for another fox?

TOO MANY FOXES