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little sprite · 1mo

you're so cute!

little sprite · 2mo

at least i'm not three apples tall like you, got your milk for the day yet smurfette? ;p

........ why smurfette— ; u ; i'm not three apples tall !! i'm 5'4 ! so, are you like 4 giraffes stacked in top of each other's neck then since you're oh soooo tall ??? ò n ó

little sprite · 2mo

chopstick!??! well your leg is thinner than a strand of hair!! >:D

little sprite · 2mo

aha! so you admit that you're short and no taller than two apples? i'm gonna stomp you easily. >:D

little sprite · 2mo

MY LEG??? your leg is the height of a toothpick what are you gonna do about that? >:D

better have short stumpy legs that can support my own body than having one that resembles daddy-long-legs ! u , u i'm enjoying this hahaa how the tables have turneddd

little sprite · 2mo

noodle arm?!?!! ok chill out miss SPAGHETTI ARM. >:)))))

better than you, rice vermicelli arms ! ò u ó ooh i got a better one, do you know those dragon's beard candy ? yeah, you see, your arms are the size of one single strand of them u , u same as your leg

little sprite · 2mo

well the sky is green when they have aurora!! and how can i prove it? i can just lift you up!! >:))

oooohoho don't you be a smartass with me > n < go on then ! i bet you can't, especially with only one of your noodle arm~

little sprite · 2mo

hi. Hope your day is fine!! - 🦊

little sprite · 2mo

i go to gym AND i work out okay? so i'm strong enough to carry you who isn't even three apples heavy. >:)))))

yea right, and the sky is green, totally ....... rolls eyes. prove it then !! u , u

little sprite · 2mo

are you speculating based on your experience? cause it feels like you're the type to get a high end gym membership cause they have a huge window with a forest view in front of their treadmills or the gym has a pet kitten/puppy and you're there to hang out with their pet. >:D

snickers. first off, i don't have any gym membership so your whole argument is invalid u , u but if i do decide to get a gym membership, what's wrong with finding a comfortable gyn like that ? but that doesn't mean i won't work out !! unlike youuu–!! squints.

little sprite · 2mo

i go to gym, what more proof do you need?! and there's no way that you're not a normal human, you're a little puppy mixed human so you're basically as heavy as three apples. 😌

i dunno, claiming that you go to the gym means nothing to me, what if you're going to the gym to sleep and not to work out ? ò ~ ó

little sprite · 2mo

your weight probably just three apples heavy!! besides, i go to gym often and i can lift you with one arm. still doubting me? >:D

i don't believe you— well, i was going to believe you but then you said you can lift me with one arm, which sounds impossible. so give me more proof, go on u , u AND NO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THREE APPLES HEAVY I'M AS HEAVY AS A NORMAL HUMAN ! ( don't mind the google search in the background about what is an average human weight for this )

little sprite · 2mo

nahhh, i'll do you one better and i'll carry you on my back instead, thoughts?

as if you're strong enough ..? even though you /claimed/ that i am two apples tall, i don't weigh two apples, you know ? so give me a solid proof that you can carry me on your back !

little sprite · 2mo

yeah, what are you gonna do about that? you can't even reach the top of my head with your hands, little maltese. >:D

hey !! i can definitely reach your head, how much is 5 inches anyways > n < 12 cm ?? i can wear high heels as well !

little sprite · 2mo

coughs in confidence. i'm 5'9, jealous? >:D

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