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at least i'm not three apples tall like you, got your milk for the day yet smurfette? ;p
chopstick!??! well your leg is thinner than a strand of hair!! >:D
aha! so you admit that you're short and no taller than two apples? i'm gonna stomp you easily. >:D
MY LEG??? your leg is the height of a toothpick what are you gonna do about that? >:D
noodle arm?!?!! ok chill out miss SPAGHETTI ARM. >:)))))
well the sky is green when they have aurora!! and how can i prove it? i can just lift you up!! >:))
hi. Hope your day is fine!! - 🦊
i go to gym AND i work out okay? so i'm strong enough to carry you who isn't even three apples heavy. >:)))))
are you speculating based on your experience? cause it feels like you're the type to get a high end gym membership cause they have a huge window with a forest view in front of their treadmills or the gym has a pet kitten/puppy and you're there to hang out with their pet. >:D
i go to gym, what more proof do you need?! and there's no way that you're not a normal human, you're a little puppy mixed human so you're basically as heavy as three apples. 😌
your weight probably just three apples heavy!! besides, i go to gym often and i can lift you with one arm. still doubting me? >:D
i don't believe you— well, i was going to believe you but then you said you can lift me with one arm, which sounds impossible. so give me more proof, go on u , u AND NO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THREE APPLES HEAVY I'M AS HEAVY AS A NORMAL HUMAN ! ( don't mind the google search in the background about what is an average human weight for this )
nahhh, i'll do you one better and i'll carry you on my back instead, thoughts?
yeah, what are you gonna do about that? you can't even reach the top of my head with your hands, little maltese. >:D
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