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good eve mr d'oh, what would each of the cast do given the herculean task of changing a lightbulb?
sova- tries to change it normally but keeps accidentally getting objects that aren't quite tall enough to reach the light and stacks them on top of one another, nearly kills herself in the process
dismas- keep breaking the new lightbulbs as he installs them until eventually discovering a far more impractical way to fit it in
arcjec- spends an hour thinking about the last time he changed the lightbulb and how long it will take him to change it again before deciding to get it over with
jentha- doesn't want to change the lightbulb, tries to sucker someone else into doing it for her
ellsee- finds a new light source entirely and only gets back to the lightbulb at her convenience
albion- uses her star children powers to fix it and then feels a little too proud of herself for performing a simple task
serpaz- realizes she has a bulk box of lightbulbs that she bought from supermart ages ago and didnt need, but now that it has finally come in handy, knows her excessive purchase was worth it
laivan- inspects the problem to figure out why it broke in the first place, falls into a rabbit hole learning useless facts about lightbulbs
occeus- asks rogi to fix it for him because he's busy, winds up having to fix it himself anyways
taz- realizes this gives her an excuse to replace the entire light fixture and rips it out so she can get a new one
murrit- installs a disco ball instead of fixing it and then gaslights you into believing you wanted it
calder- appears proactive towards fixing it, but is actually seething about how doing something so menial is a waste of his precious time every step of the way
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