sova- doesn't understand how the menus work and can't even make it through training. watches the meet the team shorts to compensate

dismas- tries and fails to play eyelander demoknight on the worst possible graphics settings with 800 ping before getting kicked from the lobby due to latency issues

arcjec- scout. actually well trained with the class, doesnt like playing flashier cosmetics and war paints. helps stomp a lobby, gets a couple taunts in for good measure, then moves on to the next one. still waiting for that final comic to come out

jentha- doesnt actually enjoy the game for a multitude of reasons. plays tryhard black box/concherer soldier to counter this

ellsee- pyro with silly painted cosmetics. loves helping her team through extinguishing, spy checks and keeps watch of engineer buildings constantly. constantly resists the urge to use the phlogistinator

albion- feels compelled to always choose medic. more than pleased to help her team until she inevitably dies at 99% uber. she then constantly switches classes until she finds one that helps her gets revenge

serpaz- jag/eureka effect engineer. gets distraught when her buildings go down, always has a level 3 teleporter in the backline ready to go, uses the rancho relaxo taunt a little too much

laivan- stock sniper. still isn't a very good shot but source code and janky hitboxes always allow him to get a few kills that get players heated, says "lol" in chat and cheekily focuses them for the rest of the round

occeus- sci-fi vaccinator medic. took him a while to figure out how to switch resistances but now that he knows, there's no reason for him to ever use anything else. nightmare to fight against if paired with ellsee

taz- tomislav heavy. shockingly good sport, extremely low death count. liberal with her sandviches when she isn't running the family business, always knows the best time to bust out the fists of steel and back off

murrit- randomized classes on each life. swaps between being friendly and a menace. spams voice lines and taunts even with no one there to see it, wears ridiculous high tier unusuals on the worst cosmetics in the game, full backpack with collectors items

calder- cloak and dagger your eternal reward spy. constantly waits for the right moment to strike and overthinks his strategy, complains about how his class needs buffs instead of trying to find more effective methods of play