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nerd · 7mo

Kitty boy or doggy boy ortho?

That's an awfully difficult choice ;w; why are you doing this to me sniffles how can i ever choose, kitty boy ortho with his mewling and sandpaper tongue, or doggy boy ortho with his wet eyes and panting, when both of them gnaw on your underwear and pee on your bed to mark territory and break things to call attention and keep you from looking too much at the pesky mailman or neighbor orz
I'm gonna go with doggy boy ortho for today cries

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