I let out a long sigh as I awaken to the sound of someone inside of my living room. She had awoken me from my drunken slumber on the couch... I look up to find Luna staring down at me with a rather stern frown worn upon her face.
"I told you, I was retired..." I scoff as I rub my eyes. I reach over as I take a quick swig of my nearly empty bottle of whiskey. The the smell of old smoke still hangs in the air from the remnants of a fully burnt up cigarette forgotten in the ashtray. Luna looks around the dimly lit apartment and lets out an angry sigh.
"Numberz, you need to clean yourself up... you and me are the only ones that can do this." Luna said as she tossed a bottle of water at me. I caught it mid air. "Besides we've got a mission to complete... unless you think the great Numberz isn't up for the task..." she smiled and mocked sarcastically. She knew how to goad me into doing it.
"This isn't going to be easy Luna. We are talking about starting a civil war here..." I reply briskly... "are you sure you're really up for this?"
Luna cracks a smile in the corner of her cheek "I was born ready for this..."
omg yes please, someone do it
(resisting the urge to make the obvious joke)
Apparently someone reported this. I would like to assure you that this is within TOS. We are building a community that understands good humor. We're not on T2, because T2 no longer exists, even though this looks suspiciously like a famous deleted post on there. This type of post is exactly the vibe we want.
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