MinaWHAT...ughhhgg..that's my weakness.. thats the ship i think of the least...ok so uhhhhh they're like lesbians thats a life defining fact of them
They're also heavily toxic bc i said so nd bc i feel like minami loves manipulating haruka but thats not necessarily canon it just makes my peepee hard
-real talk they do the finest duets in operas together oh good they'll have this event and invite toratou to the opera house to watch minaharu's performance: minami will play the piano as haruka's voice complements him beautifully and its just this breathtaking experience. Like they were made for eo
- I always imagine haruka walking drenched in the rain depressed about sth or another (honestly he has too many things to depress about i always say he's i7's strongest mentally character so i like the hc he lets all this facade fall and gets vulnerable at rare times when hes alone) so yea haruka is walking in the rain head lowered and suddenly the rain stops and he looks up and its minami holding an umbrella over his head like thats just peak to me
Minaharu are made for the hurt/comfort and aesthetic places including rain and under moonlight
-i just know if i7 was sexy and we got any focus on Minami's mom haruka'd be the one to call her out or get angry on Minami's behalf and it"ll be so freaking beautiful bc minami is absouletly mentally shattered before his mom but haruka is his pillar of support and yea hurt/comfort ensues
I have ran out of hcs. They go on a marathon and haruka absouletly floors minami??? Minami is fighting for dear life trailing yards behind haruka and once they finish haruka wearing his shit eating grin taunts him like dont push yourself grandpa and minami heavily panting face drenched in sweat barely scrambles out the words to curse him yea they are soft but they're playful its a good balance

Another round of dog brownies hcs phew! Im on a roll today!

They're so corny that when there's a big moment for either of them the other one makes this whole grand celebration/acclamation out of it like they'll point to each on the stage and go like "That's my BOY/MAN"
-every time they on a date torao picks and drops haruka off in his car and sometimes when the whole date or outgoing is over haruka just lingers there in Torao's car when Torao's parked bc the car provides this safe calming necessary space to haruka and he relishes in that quiet and Torao's presence is as much of part of that as the entirety of it and i think they just do well silent communicating as much as they do well outwardly
-when they fight torao often talks first but haruka apologizes first bc Torao's awkward around apologizes but eventually comes around for haruka
-in case of zombie apocalypse haruka'd be the one begging torao to kill him and torao'd be the one to lock himself up with haruka
-their sleeping habits are amiss bc both will sleep close to eo (mainly intiated by torao bc hes corny) then both wake up on the furtherest ends of bed nearly rolling off bc they both naturally hate sharing a bed and need the space lmao
-torao gets off flirting with others bc he's a whore like that and haruka goes livid and gets aggressive with publicly demonstrating he 'owes' torao and its an underminingly powerplay for the both of them but everyone hates their guts

Sorry if the hcs are dog ass but hey you gotta admit.. i'm jorking it

Im always balls deep into hakatama
But my creative brain is hitting a brick wall so bear with me
—They're known to townsfolk as the eyepatch lunatics
—Tamamori really loves messing around with that whole mysterious atmosphere and hakase enables him bc ofc he does
—They engage in bondage don't look at me look at that time tamamori was tied and hanging midair from that bridge
—Tamamori is naturally dishonest and pretty harsh on hakase but after they got together now it's more of old habits die hard and tamamori'd oftentimes stop himself mid-sentence and be sincere/real gentle with hakase
—Hakase LOVESSSS being kabedoned/dominated in general by tamamori he just loves it
—Hakase being the sunshine he is and considering everything occasionally he'd hang around hanazawa and be this big ol golden retriever boy with him and tamamori would happen to see it and absolutely go insane. I love my possessive tamamori hc you'll take it from my hands but i'll still love it

Toramina fuck hard raw nasty 0 condom just direct ass in dick ass in-
Real talk
-Minami LOVES gasing Torao up he lives on hyping his boy cute husband so every once in a while Minami comments on everything Torao does with 'that's adorable ' or 'what a handsome man you are' Torao as the praise whore he is, is of course thrilled
-toramina are up in each other's space casually when they are doing mundane things. Like Torao could be on his laptop on a couch wearing his glasses and Minami'd take the laptop from his lap and lay his head on his lap instead. Sometimes Torao protests sometimes he doesn't.
-they love playing with each other's hair. Torao gets embarrassed and usually avoids it but secretly loves when Minami casually runs his hand through his hair (cat things) meanwhile Torao loves the idea of braiding Minami's hair but Minami keeps turning him down cuz Torao's hand no matter how gentle his intentions are ends up doing more damage than good.
-when Torao is down in the dumps Minami does alot of not-so-subtle things to make him feel better like talk to him in a sweeter calmer tone than normal, being extra observant and worried for him like Torao'd be on his way to drive somewhere and Minami's ask him really softly to be careful. Minami does a lot of acts of service too take that however you would heh.
-when they are walking outside and in a good mode Minami hugs Torao's arm and giggles and Torao's down bad toilet head over heels in love
-I just know once they're in a relationship they indulge every once in a while in yk Minami dressing up cuz they both know he's criminally sexy
-their love language is quality time so you'll often see them hanging out at all kinds of places (specifically extravagant ones)
-Minami has a thing for Torao with glasses
-Torao /really/ enjoys Minami's songs on piano and listening to him. Knowing that Minami plays a specific melody he created for only him and Torao is moved like hella. He also brags about it to people

I can keep going but I will not because my battery is dying and so am I toramina please kiss in canon nggghhhh. Did I tell you they loveeee making each other jealous every now and then UGHA don't make two attractive people with insane possessive traits and tendency to fuck around get together the world is not ready

I dont like the "everyone's a switch" crowd because they're cowards! but honest to god i think cozmez being switches is the option most possibly accurate to them. On days it's gonna be kanata on others it'll be nayuta the only determinator is how each of them feels depending on the day. Their sex is just an extension of their intimacy and that one fully depends on them equally giving to each other.
Now that we got the formalities out the way i totally love me kanata being rocked! In bed! im a nayuta stan first human second i know him like the back of my hand and let me tell you nayuta's CRAZY about doing kanata he's just that possessive and kanata loves every part of it. Or im just really a sucker for the trope of character who's fierce and naturally dominant in normal being totally submissive and mild in private with that ONE specfic person and nayuta is that to kanata. Kanata'd be a mess being sexed by nayuta- he'd be a fat mess sexing nayuta too he's a mess either way but like when he's on bottom he's just more needy more quiet more desperate i love seeing him pitiful which is only possible with nayuta ugh do i really need to explain myself? I mean the flavor writes itself come on everybody
Though as a true nayuta enjoyer he MUST get his share of bottoming too. Nayuta must get railed and be absolutely on cloud nine because kanata's just all over the place, all over him and all baring teeth and soul for him.
Which.. DOES boil down to me saying they're mostly switch again i want to blast me
God fuck cozmez just fuck ok there's no top or bottom it's who is miserable today (kanata) which results in nayukana or who wants to feel /real/ good today (nayuta) which results in kananayu