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devil313 · 1y

my friend makes a lot of stupid decisions and i in turn threaten him with bodily harm if he continues this behavior, however he is a masochist and told me multiple times that he would just enjoy it too much if i slapped/strangled him. what can i threaten him with instead?

GOOD QUESTION is there something he likes so much (something breakable) that if something happen to it he’d feel like dying inside??? i feel like threatening to break like his entire collection of funko pops (if he has one) would get him to stop being stupid like i’m almost 100% sure

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