lucky for you i had a fic idea that’s a little similar and based on bank workers txt but i won’t spoil that.

oh his poor wife. i bet she’d suspect it but not actually believe it when she sees the steamy text messages from both taehyun and soobin while he was in the shower.

i bet soobin is real nasty with it, especially when he tops. “you were just too tired of fucking her so you wanted your hole filled instead.” “what are you gonna tell her when she asks to have a kid with you, huh? you gonna tell her you wanna be filled up with kids instead?” but they’re both freaks so of course they get off on that shit. kai gets him back good when he tops, saying how he’s his boss but loses all his power when he gets stuffed with cock.

at first taehyun would be oblivious, thinking that kai started hooking up with him just because they spend a lot of time together. but something shifts and kai keeps leaving practice earlier than usual. taehyun assumes he’s just growing tired of the side hustle but that makes him sad because he has less time to fuck him. it becomes a conversation where tyun asks kai if he hates him and kai’s quick to say no but taehyun just feels like there’s something wrong.

kai slips up one day and notices the ring on his finger when he asked him to check if his drum sequence matched with the flow of the song. “kai,’ he calls out sternly. “please tell me you’re not fucking married.” taehyun thought he’d be more mad and upset but he isn’t opposed to being the one he’s cheating with versus being cheated on. but just wait until he finds out that he’s not the only one kai’s fucking around with.

all praise the cheating to hate sex to threesome pipeline praying hands emoji