I lent Php 100 ($2) to my crush for her lunch. She said she'd pay me back in hugs (yeah she said she'd hug me 1 second per Php 1), even though I told her she doesn't have to. Then a few months went on and I was feeling dicey, so I asked her about that hug if it was still good. And she says "OH YEAH here let me hug you now." Without hesitation she hugged me for a minute while we were in our own table at a restaurant.

... And then I was cheeky enough to say, "You still owe me 40 seconds." She laughed and hugged me tighter for another 40 seconds. Ngl I wanted to cry because this was all too good to be true.