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Government Spy · 26d

hey man i need 5 dollars

Government Spy · 27d

to owner of account have u heard Lifetime Achievement Award bc it REALLY reminds me of the arc that just happened,, esp 3:16 of the song

Government Spy · 1mo

//ooc any plans for Plan B? Adawolf is dead now, will his body nourish the infant while it pupates? He'll finally fufill a duty as a father. Lol

// the freak robot that killed ada IS "plan B"! it has more to come... no spoilers of course. hehehehe

Government Spy · 1mo

welcome back Bive, you'll need to rest after all that. Youre huge as fuck now! cool and beefy too, how do you feel? do you think its all over?

1.) I feel. STRANGE! DIFFERENT. EhEHEH. Obviously... Though, it's nothing I can't use to my ADVANTAGE!
2.) YEAH. ITS SO OVER.

Government Spy · 1mo

We should pelt this guy with rocks.

not a person · 1mo

alright then I hope you slip and fall on a landmine then get crushed by an anvil..I just wanted a kiss and IM INFACT VERY CLEAN.

How gruesome! What makes you think you'll get a kiss when you're speaking to me like this? Foolish...

Government Spy · 1mo

do you like my beautiful creature its name is perpetual fear

not a person · 1mo

adawolf can I have a (PLATONIC) kiss

Blegh, no. No hard feelings, I just can't risk anything getting in my mouth. I don't know if you people bathe!

Government Spy · 1mo

I really like you mister. :] i think ur very pretty and smart. You look like you can make a really good spaghetti and I like that. Can i also hug you?

Ohohoho! ~ Why, thank you! ~ I'm not much of a chef, but it's still quite the compliment... And, yes! All the hugs, hehehe. So much attention today! ~

Government Spy · 1mo

solve my riddle

Government Spy · 1mo

thoughts on gender affirming care?

I'm not too caught up on this new-age "gender" stuff, but I'm all for fun surgery, whether its "gender-affiriming" or not! ~

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