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Welcome to the sack! You some kind of computer nerd? Oh, perfect, I got a bunch of computer problems I'm gonna put you on. Listen, wife's going out tonight, I'm gonna have the guys over, we're gonna watch the Fish on the big screen, I'm gonna grill up some brats. I got a microbrew chillin' in my wet bar, and I was gonna warm up some ziti. Why don't you come by if you got some triple-fried pizza dough or some kinda frozen meatballs or whatever it is, you can warm it up in my microwave or you can warm it up back at home, bring it over pipin' hot, but if you wanna bring over a vegetable medley, a crudité, think about how much lunch meat you can spare, maybe bring over a pound and a half, two pounds of black forest ham, maybe a Dijon mustard spread, any kind of dessert, maybe a German chocolate cake or something like that? I tell you what'd make you a big hit with the dudes, is get some key lime pie, à la mode, I'm talking about ice cream on the side. And you have GOT to have a bite of my homemade ziti, I'm just gonna warm her up, she's been in the freeze. You know what I love are those hot mozzarella sticks. Cube 'em up, put 'em in some marinara sauce, you have them on standby. Course you can't go wrong with some sour cream and onion, so long as you bring ridged chips. So why don't you come by around 8 o'clock, alright? Alright, sounds good, see you at 8.
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