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Anonymous Goat · 10mo

How are u so cool?

First you have to get ONE (just one) tomato and boil it for 3:00 minutes exactly; then you let it cool in the freezer for a bit, but not too long, just listen to your heart.... you'll know when it's time. ;) Take it out and garnish it with a bit of sugar. At sunset, take it outside and rest it on top of a patch of grass. Sprinkle some leaves on top of it if you're feeling artsy. Place it somewhere in view to where you can easily watch the transformation, if you don't have any easy viewing spots, you're gonna have to camp out on the roof, make sure you're at least 10-12 feet away from the scene. Give it a few hours and wait for the magic to happen.

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