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Anonymous Goat · 7mo

HOW TO MILK CYCLE FOR HEALTH AND ENRICHMENT:
this is the BEST way to get your daily vitamins and minerals, and its great for your mental and spiritual health!
1. acquire plushie (preferably of a fictional vn protagonist of the meaty variety, but this can work with any waifu/husbando)
2. acquire 2% nonfat milk (better for health!!!)
3. pour milk on plushie (tenderly)
4. allow for 5 minutes of soaking time. (I recommend using a tub or a bucket)
5. suck plushie
6. put in airtight jar to ferment
7. repeat
YAY!

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