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(2/?) Mike Sighed and screamed 'NO!! GO AWAY!!" "Fine!!~ But not until I do my Fortnight battle pass dance~" Cat said aggressively. Cat began to do the most single handedly gross, rancid, foul, stench ridden cat dances. "Nya~! Ichi Ni San.. Nya! Arigatooe~~" "Eww! What the fuck!" Mike said. Cat began to floss and pulled Mike a bit closer.. "Will you be mine..?" Cat said with a whopping 100000 pt aura. Mike needing to catch their breath after that rizz line, Cat began to brainstorm another. "I mean.. You have a level 10 Gyat. Maybe we could ehh... Get some grimace shakes down in ohio and hit the griddy while rizzing up kai cenats gulp gulp wocky slush shake..?" Cat winks deviously and does the stanky leg. "Wow... Cat.. you have so much rizz..." "aheh.. i know, darling.." Cat begins to start looksmaxxing as she realizes she has pulled another level 10 thug shaker. "What can I say..? The Alpha knows where its at. Ahewewewew!!~" All the rizzlers inside of the once quiet library begin to all sing in unison, "Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler!" They all dance tastefully (Hitting the griddy, nae nae, stanky leg, floss, and t pose at the same time) and say "Well.. gyatt gang.. Lets do this!" They all begin mewing and starting a Tiktok Rizz Party. Mike Blushed as they saw Cat run up and begin to griddy while holding their hand. Cat is watching the party go on and sings. "Go go go go! Ooooooh...~" Her voice echoes like a chamber in the dimly lit library. Mike looks up at the sky and realized that theyve found their Queen Alpha Rizzler.. Cat says, "AWOOGA ! I SEE A LEVEL 10 GYAT!!!" "What..? Mike whispered. They saw Cat griddying to this 10/10 1000 pt aura grimace shaker, which has only been found in ohio. Cat screams into the audience, "Skibidi Dop Dop Dop!! I want Your Love!" The 10/10 Sees Vy and Starts Mewing. They begin dancing together (Again, T posing and hitting the griddy. Mike runs to the bathroom. They open the stall and sit in the corner. Mike cries into their sweatshirt. "I'm such a Baka.. How could I have EVER TRUSTED A FAKE ALPHA RIZZLER PLAYER LIKE CAT!?!??!?!?" Anger pulsed in Mike
s eyes. They wanted The rizzler to themselves.. They stop crying and realize that all rizzlers are the same, and that maybe one day THEY can be come a rizzler.. They griddy in the bathroom with their level 9999 gyatt.

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