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aya owns me · 7d

genuine questions: 1. why do you make so much weird jokes (kfc bhm photo + your banner on here) when youre not black & 2. why does your age keep changing from 16/17/18 so often.. like im just looking for an explanation 'cause it is weird

honestly this whole thing just feels like people reaching for something to be mad about

  • the kfc bhm photo wasnt me trying to be weird i was literally mocking the company for their dumb performative marketing if anything the joke is calling out them not black people or their history

  • as for my banner its clearly ironic its meant to be absurd because the phrasing itself is so ridiculous its like about using unexpected juxtaposition to highlight how certain narratives can sound ridiculous in different contexts

  • and about my age fluctuating, first off age fluctuation is common online plus does it really matter? people round up forget to update or just dont bother keeping track of how they present themselves online i dont owe anyone a precise record of how old i am at every moment maybe call the fbi im sure they'll be deeply concerned that i didnt update my age with military precision across every platform its not that deep

if someone genuinely thinks these are malicious rather than ironic ur either misunderstanding my intent or just looking for something to be upset about

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