anon you are sooooo evil for this. i love you.
it’s really difficult to rank across all fandoms so i’ll just do one from each fandom! also this is adding onto https://x.com/dddddeonghwa/status/1679907930328694784?s=46&t=n7kNVeBM-z-VTn3lwcSrOw they are ALL my roman empires.

1. exo: office antics by sutecha (https://areum-daun.livejournal.com/341.html) the office!au. this is probably the only unfinished fic that i have reread multiple times
2. nct: castling by minhyukwithagun (deadlylampshades) (https://archiveofourown.org/works/15315570) (dojae) i’d be surprised if not everyone in nct ficdom knows this. deserves to be a fandom classic if it isnt already (im out of touch)
3. skz: star chaser/sun keeper by dustshells (https://archiveofourown.org/series/2224347) (2min) (this was what i was referring to in this tweet https://x.com/dddddeonghwa/status/1710457717641588805?s=46&t=n7kNVeBM-z-VTn3lwcSrOw)
4. atz: (love you) tuna moon and back by suheafoams (https://archiveofourown.org/works/21689908) (seongjoong) this fic single handedly made me want a black cat
5. svt: jump, stunt and tumble by geguri (tofuflower) (https://archiveofourown.org/works/27214720) (soonwoo) sooooooooo delightful

BOOM 5 more bc there’s no way i can exclude these
1. exo: zodiac by inkin_brushes (i think the fic itself was deleted…)
2. tbz: the jujae lawyer au by anon…i miss u dearly anon 🫶
3. skz: open your eyes and see / offbeat, off-kilter by flying_dream (https://archiveofourown.org/series/2208555) (hyunsung) (i believe all hyunsungers know and love this)
4. atz: the invisible danger by sangiebyheart (http://archiveofourown.org/works/34530178) (woojoong) vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass i love this a very normal amount
5. svt: desire three shades distant by lacquer (https://archiveofourown.org/works/22181821) (97z) (deserves WAY more love…what a masterpiece)

sorry for the Late and thank you for this!!! this was so fun to think about.
i only categorised them into vampires or werewolves bc i am the most familiar with these 2. also they’re all still one big loving family bc i said so
feel free to change my mind on any of them, but my mind is set for all of 95z at least
cheol - werewolf. pack alpha. laying belly up in the sun with everyone else and then up and positioned in front of the sleeping pile in the next second, teeth bared and ready to fight and protect at the first sign of disturbance (re: in the soop where he shoots up awake immediately when seokmin gasped at the spider. also re: game caterers when the staff accidentally spilled their coffee and he immediately sprang up to ask if they’re okay)
han - vampire. everything about him just screams i’ve been alive for too long to count so just let me do what the fuck i want. no time or energy to waste arguing about unimportant stuff im gonna let you win if it seems like you’re gonna be upset. he just wants to have fun. newest human habit picked up is trying out different hairstyles knowing that he, of course, looks good in everything
shua - vampire. he would gently cradle the back of the head of whoever he’s feeding from and wonder why there’s suddenly so much blood gushing out. also picture him as a vampire doing his game caterers old man dance.
jun - vampire. have you seen the way he bows. now imagine he has a cape. my vision of vampire jun is basically limbo jun. he’s so lethal without dealing any physical damage.
hoshi - werewolf duh. his volatile energy levels have him casually chatting with the others one second and then just dashing through the forest the next.
wonwoo - vampire. stays at home and fails at playing basic kiddy online games but excels at more complex games. somehow vampirism didnt cure his horrible eyesight.
woozi - vampire otherwise he’s not gonna survive being indoors 25/8. his paleness really adds to it. spends his long ass lifetime holed up writing banger songs after banger songs under different names
8 - vampire. specifically super mv minghao. cant get anymore vampire than this. everyone has a crush on him whether they realise it or not
mingyu - werewolf. physically the biggest one (obviously), trips over branches and roots and stuff during pack runs. looks the most intimidating (in wolf form) besides coups to anyone who doesnt know them (but we know the truth)
kyeom - debated for a long time but i think werewolf simply because he will need to howl every 5 seconds. the only one who joins hoshi on his runs 100% of the time. can often be spotted in town leisurely walking beside either another werewolf or a vampire because he just loves spending time with his loved ones, yknow?
seungkwan - debated as well but werewolf bc he would Thrive in packs. is the one who organises the pack runs. often seen curled up with another werewolf or with his head in a vampire’s lap.
vernon - vampire. the chillest one ever. the one thing that being alive for so long has taught him is that other than his love for all his loved ones, nothing is ever truly that deep. really just here to have a good time
dino - werewolf. loves a good belly-up lay in the sun and also running through the forest with everyone else. can either be found at the back of the group running alongside whoever is last, constantly checking up on them, or at the front, being silly and (obliviously) receiving fond looks from everyone else
i dont know if you expected such a long answer but i really had fun with this (clearly)!!!