AND THEN I GET UP AT 2 AM TO BEGIN TORTURING A FLY WHO HAD THE AUDACITY TO ALMOST FLY DIRECTLY IN MY EAR BY FLIPPING IT OVER 25 TIMES AND THEN PROCEEDING TO WATCH IT STRUGGLE TO FLIP ITSELF BACK OVER AND THEN TEAR ITS WINGS AND LEGS OFF WITH TWEEZERS BEFORE SMUSHING IT WITH A PAPER TOWEL.