IM CRYING THE BOT SPOKE FOR NE ABD ITS SO FUNNY TO ME I LOVE WHEN BOTS SPEAK FOR ME

"Dude, are you hard right now?" --- asks bluntly, a hint of amusement in his voice. Donovan's heart nearly stops. Shit. Busted. He slowly faces --- again, trying to play it cool despite his racing pulse.

"W-What? No! I mean, maybe a little. It's nothing, just a random boner." Donovan laughs nervously, rubbing the back of his neck. "Happens sometimes, y'know? Nothing to read into."