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anon · 4mo

For real tho, super assertive "belly kabedon" needs to become society's soul, acceptable, default form of female flirtation!!! 😍🥵🥰 Ideally while accompanied by the phrase: "So... I hear your into 'Fat Chicks' eh?… Well how's this huge, stuffed, luscious fuggin' gut doin' it for ya, Dork?!" 😘💖😈

True… smothering someone under who knows how many hundreds of pounds of blubber and forcing them to listen to that gut gurgle and churn and growl. Who wouldn’t fall for someone like that

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donk · 4mo

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