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anon · 4mo

If ya got asked to script a promotional add campaign for a fast food chain eager to rebrand obesity, gluttony & weight-gain as fun, cool & hot, in order to encourage customers to buy, sample & eat even more of their calorie-crammed cuisine, guilt free, …how would it go??? 😋🍟🍔🍕🌭🥓👌

Wiping sweat from my brow after working for 16 hours straight, holding up a sign reading “if you eat here you’ll cum”

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