when i was a small child i used to watch tv sitting in front of the couch biting the edge of the table which had a textured border that was raised above the rest of the table. it got to the point that my mom had to coat it with lemon juice or some other non-toxic sour spray thing because bite marks were starting to form on the edge that i always bit down on. i think i stockholm syndromed myself into liking sour things through that. among other furniture i'd say i like beds a lot and dressers are also pretty useful