STOP, THIS GAVE ME A NEW TEACHER FEMGUMI IDEA—

Yuuji had been arguing with his uncle over breakfast that morning over how Yuuji sucked at pranks. And Yuuji had been fuming all day— so much so, Miss Fushiguro had noted it.

“Miss Fushiguro, do you think I’m a good prankster?” he asked, after having pouted all morning and after her asking him ten times if he was okay.

She was surprised, but immediately nodded. “Of course you are, Yuuji. The greatest prankster ever.”

Cut to the pickup line after school, and Sukuna’s there to pick Yuuji up. He wouldn’t give two shits about being pranked by Yuuji in any other situation— but Jesus fucking Christ, in front of a gorgeous teacher with pretty green eyes? With dark hair that flowed down her back, that he would love to take his fingers through?

She looked interested… if he could just impress her by acting like he liked Yuuji—

“Yuuji, do you know this man?” she asked the boy— and Sukuna stared Yuuji down, giving him a mental warning.

Don’t ruin this, brat.

But there was a gleam in Yuuji’s eye—

“I do,” he answered. For a second, Sukuna let out a relieved breath. “…this is my crazy uncle, and he’s been trying to kidnap me for weeks. Dad said call the police if I ever saw him.”

“You fucking brat—” Sukuna started— and he reached for the stupid snot faced little twerp—

Before he could even reach over from his bike, he heard a click.

And he found himself staring down the tiny barrel of a pepper spray bottle.

And right behind it, beautiful green eyes under angry brows that framed a gorgeous scowl.

“Nobara!” she called. “Call the cops, now! Yuuji, run inside with Miss Kugisaki—”

“Come on sweetheart,” Sukuna laughed, now boldly lifting himself from the motorcycle to take a step towards the school teacher. “You can’t honestly believe—”

And that’s how Sukuna ends up on the floor, clutching his face.

Then talking to the cops.

Then waiting for Jin to arrive and explain why his little asshole of a kid lied through his toothy grin.

Then ignoring Yuuji for days when he bragged about how he was the greatest prankster of all.