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do you have ships that you dislike?
I do have a lotta notps lol. Lot of the time it boils down to “it is in moral opposition to my otp and thus must be purged.” I mean it’s nice to be evil and petty about inconsequential pairings right?
I can’t bear to see Sofia with anyone other than her cedric… it simply just cannot be. She wants that wizard cock… gock…
I’m quickly finding out I really hate greylock/cedric lol. Get my beautiful pagan goddess cedric away from that ugly sorry excuse of a clown. I can gleefully imagine cedric being raped by a bunch of mob ojisans but not that one. Ugh. I hope cedric continues to ignore his existence. it would be so funny. it’s so funny to have an episode of them working together and then greylock is just out of sight out of mind for our sorcerer. Cedric only has cunny in his mind…
Honestly any consensual Cedric/anyone who isn’t Sofia irks me greatly. It’s so important that Sofia was the one to break down Cedric’s defensive barriers and cedric gradually opening himself up for her and I guess for other ppl to belittle her and go “omg this 8 year olds love isn’t enough he has to be with someone who hates him” makes me think oh! You really don’t understand cedric at all!! Like no he wouldn’t be happy tied down with roland/baileywick/greylock/lorelei/oc…
Most of the madrigal incest pairings just do not click with me lol. It’s important that Bruno and mirabel are truly the odd ones of their little family, right down to being the only ones with such impulses and the ability to act on them. I do not like camilo at all so seeing him near Bruno will make me instantly block someone lol. Another one I don’t like is Isabel/mirabel. You know brumira can be yuri incest too right…
I have a lot of twst notps but my stronger ones are stuff like azul/jamil and azul/idia. the azujami dynamic just bores me immensely. Not rly into giving Jamil a “balanced” relationship in general lol. I like imagining him in a situation (with little bimbo kalim).
azul/idia… I just feel idia is so tied in with his brother complex that I can’t fathom him in any other sort of relationship lol. Imagine reading the book where idia is willing to let people die if that means he can be with his little dead brother and thinking he’ll be happy with anyone else. Most of azuidi feels too cold and transactional… synthetic baby brother pussy warm and soft. I sound like such an azul hater here but look he’s fine I just don’t need him near my kinz.
Recent notp is Lucifer/alastor lol. In hh im not too fussed about breaking up canon ships (Lucifer/lilith is fine i guess. Chaggie is a bit dull but not offensive and the art is cute) so I’m happy shipping stuff like Lucifer/charlie and alastor/charlie lol. Removing Charlie from the equation doesn’t feel good to me here. I like charlie. I will hold and contain charlie……
I had the forethought to mute labru bc I know it was gonna be popular lol. This is a laios/falin and laios/marcille house…
This makes me sound like a big yaoi hater LOL… im just a big girl lover. I also just do not like saying I like “unhealthy” pairings bc I think my pairings are quite healthy. I know so… it’s funny to just go “I don’t like this pairing cuz this person is mean to my fav……….”
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