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AO3 Thorns/Elysium is... an experience.
English fics are almost non-existence, meanwhile CN fics do exist and there's a bunch, but because I don't know Chinese I need to use Google Translate to read it and, well... Extreme Realm. You know exactly what I mean with those two words. Thorn/Extreme my true otp /hj
Also kudos to all of these CN Elythorns shippers for being so... horny? Smut is a thing on AO3 in any language, but like... When I checked to see what new porn could there be after the event, I certainly wasn't expecting for the first fic I clicked into to be "What if Thorns used his new metal thingy power to fuck Elysium's cock". I mean, I was indeed curious if/how people were gonna use the 'heart essense' or whatever it is actually called in their Elythorns porn... but Sounding was not on my list...
(why am I even writing this...? maybe I just want someone else to share the "lol wtf" I'm feeling right now? I just wasn't expecting that, that's all. No warning whatsoever in the tags or in the description, that's all...)
it'd be nice if google could actually decide on something consistent for elysium's name like at least stop throwing jijing into there
well that's certainly a literal usage
cn fics are just like gacha you never know what you'll get when you open one
actually i was kind of wondering, since in the story thorns only uses the heart essence to sense where things are (and then attacks with his sword) can it even be used for physical things...?
but his attack animation is him just throwing balls of it so i guess..? if attack animations are even fully canon...
bit of a tangent. really at this point nothing in nsfw fics can surprise me...
with cn fics, i guess they tend to be more... well, extreme-- since they can post the more normal ones on their usual sites. then for this they gotta pull out the vpn lol
kinda funny how the 2nd and 3rd most common languages on ao3 are of the countries that have ao3 banned. life finds a way
OH RIGHT hey if you're willing to read chinese arknights fics have you read the best one. because you should. https://archiveofourown.org/works/29218203
(extremely suspiciously) or if you want to 'read' it you can dm me-- lol
(damn it's been a while since i've shilled this... it's still so good tho..)
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