then tell me who you are

wait till you find out the only way i utilize my bible knowledge is by writing my problematic ahh content with some biblical references in it and garnishing it with religion kink, you might get a heart attack

is everything ok at home

sure, there you go

damn then come get me fired mr principal of fictional boys and girls

do i look like i enjoy healthy ships and not batshit crazy ones where they try to kill each other at least once in a while?

i'm not really into poly ships but i'm all for Diedrich and Vincent being together while Undertaker suffers from unrequited love

i think they do have a lot of potential. i feel like both of them are the type that would get obsessed with one person to the point they don't perceive anyone else — right now for Sebastian it's Ciel and for Undertaker it's whoever he's planning to resurrect after perfecting his formula. but if they didn't have those people already they'd definitely be a very fun dynamic to witness with the mutual obsession they would have

that's fyodor dostoevsky by the way

i don't necessarily ship them with the main duo but god i do love when claude and/or alois are being used to forcefully bring out sbcl's possessive and jealous side bc they can't bear seeing their partner with someone else

a manipulative supernatural creature corrupting the mind AND body of someone who supposedly was all cute and innocent before but had hints of being evil deep down ever since the beginning? absolutely, i do like it

yes yes yes?

bland, boring, loved mostly by antis who ship them for the sake of shipping at least some characters to make their existence in the fandom less dull because they're too scared to ship sbcl and have to endure a draught of content

the rightful king of britannia

first of all, do i look like i care about people unfollowing me? secondly, do you expect me to not post what i want on my own account? damn my bad master