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Lian · 14 answers · 3mo

Welcome to my shoppe~! You are now a vendor npc in an rpg! What items do you offer? What's your shop/spot like? Do you only take certain currencies? How in the world did you end up there~?!

The company that handled my brain scan really fucked up. If I were still alive I'd ask for a refund.

Anyway, I repair enchanted items for free, but I cause a "glitch" that could desync your inventory size and corrupt the game's memory. "Glitch" is in quotes because I'm actually out to cause chaos on purpose. If I'm going to be stuck here indefinitely, I might as well help some players obtain weapons of mass destruction that the devs never intended to exist.

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