I had the idea of a software audiobook myself, but I decided it was a bad idea because it would be too long, and having to say it out loud would either make the syntax highly ambiguous or involve me saying "single quote" and "colon" out loud a lot.

This doesn't try to be unambiguous or useful, but it is very, very funny and I'm very glad it exists.

For you: Geordie Greep - Blues (warning for some NSFW lyrics)